Suddenly I think I always knew I had my share of mistakes...
Made quite a few...Finally I know and that's for sure
I don't look back in anger anymore....
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do youremember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We wentbehind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made loveto you."
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says,
"How about taking a stroll around there again we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, havinga chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these twoold-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there'sno trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along,leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get tothe back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts herskirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, theold man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that thepoliceman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both aremaking loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about halfan hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to theirfeet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to askthem what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that wassomething else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there somesort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn'tan electric fence!!!"
