Suddenly I think I always knew I had my share of mistakes...
Made quite a few...Finally I know and that's for sure
I don't look back in anger anymore....
PANCUT Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut! Abg: pancut bru best Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2. Ayg: nnti habis melekit Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.
KENTUT org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME org British kentut ckp PARDON ME org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
UUUU surung pupun turuk pupun buuh kurunju dulum puruhu suruh mukun suyu mukun suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu
"control sikit muncung tuu..."
MONKEYS 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv
another 1 was playing football
and the other 1 * * * * * * *
No! No! it's not you!
why you always think you are a monkey?
SABAH pergi sabah naik basikal, naik basikal pergi ke sabah, ade ke munasabah & masuk akal, nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
memang tak masuk akal!
KATAK HIJAU pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua. penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau. jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem. dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak. pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem. tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la! so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner, dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."
WARNING!! children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!
4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA 1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2 2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai 3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk 4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2
