| Thursday, September 06, 2007 |
| PUNISHMENT IN HEAVEN |
(To all beautiful girls, beware…!)
Three friends die and go to heaven.
The first guy, Manyun, gets handcuffed to one of the UGLIEST girls there. “Why?” he asks.
Archangel Michael replies, “When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.”
The same happens to the second guy, Menyeng. He asks why.
Archangel Michael answers, “When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone too.”
The third guy, Monyong, laughs at his friends and says, “Thank God I didn’t do anything like that.” He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, “Why?”
Archangel Michael responses, “Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.” |
posted by Farhan @ 7:42 PM   |
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