Suddenly I think I always knew I had my share of mistakes...
Made quite a few...Finally I know and that's for sure
I don't look back in anger anymore....
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half anhour. If she is telling you only 5 more minutes of television, shemeans it.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This meanssomething, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin withnothing usually end in "Fine". (See defintion #1).
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission - Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbalstatement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks youare an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here andarguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning ofnothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements awomen can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think longand hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do severaltimes, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a manasking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response. (Refer to definition#3.)
